Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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