What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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NEVER

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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planking.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Hitler was Jewish.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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