What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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