What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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