What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Will you marry me?

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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