What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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666 im christian

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Stephen Hawking

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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The jets are a good team..

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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