How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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