How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Penis.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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