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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Jack Stevens

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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what sucks? things that suck

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Women's rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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