A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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