- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Deadly cancer.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

mark is mark

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

baskets

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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