I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Women's sports

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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