Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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