What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What is life? Paul.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Hi Adam,

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soccer

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