What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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your mom died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Your Mom.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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