Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Membean

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I am a nigger.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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pauls tuck

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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