I am a n1gger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Homo say what?

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

The Holocaust

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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