whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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destiny

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Anti Joke

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