What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Emily Walker.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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