Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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