If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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