Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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