When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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