The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Ms. Smoot's class

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

thumb_up thumb_down

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops