What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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