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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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