Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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72

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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