Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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