What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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So you there Red?

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Netball.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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I <3 Hitler

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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