Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What did the man without a tongue say...

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Women's Rights

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

I once did something.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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