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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Praise Paisley

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A bar walks into a man

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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