what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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rocky is here again.......................

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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