Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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the WNBA.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Womens rights

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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