If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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The Barackness Monster

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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