What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

you gay?

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Women's professional sports

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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