A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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You're*

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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