What is green and is not grass A frogg

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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