- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

destiny

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Where's my tractor?

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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