5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Ms Leong Sux

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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