Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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