What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What break when you talk?

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Boner

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