Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Why? Because.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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So you there Red?

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Netball.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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I <3 Hitler

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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