Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What did I do last night?work

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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