Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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