a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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