Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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There is a car full of black people.

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