-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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