how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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