Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Anti Joke

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