- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why? Why Not?

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

who is awesome? no one...

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

roses are red violets are indigo

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