Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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