yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Today is May 18 2016.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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nine...eleven

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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