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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Anti Joke

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