A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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