Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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