Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Reed is poopin

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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