If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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