If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Obama.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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