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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Guest what in the butt

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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