Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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