what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Women's rights

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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