i am and me is i

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Your text.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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