wat?

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Jesus Christ

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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