- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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