There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Feet

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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