What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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