- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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