Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Junior's love life.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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