What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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