Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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star wars kid

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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