What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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The white guy did it!

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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