A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Patrick is gay

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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