- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

That's illegal What? Your mom

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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