Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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