Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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