What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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