An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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