How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Today is March 22.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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