A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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baloney sandwich

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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