How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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