Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Women's rights

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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