Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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WNBA

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Tunechi

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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