Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How about that airline food?

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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