Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Guess what? The Game.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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