a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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your social life.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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