- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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