Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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