two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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hi hi strager danger

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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A dancer walks into a barre

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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