Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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The truth is he loves her!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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