Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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