- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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