What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Akshaytiger World

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Your mother is average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Vagina.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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