your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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hi will

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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