Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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penis

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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