What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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