What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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you just read an anti-joke

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

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