Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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No soap radio

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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