If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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