A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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women's rights

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Corn Muffins

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Penis chickens

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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